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03/12/2015 at 09:48 • Filed to: None

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from the horses mouth?


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Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 09:52

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Thats a bit silly


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 09:52

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Yeah, but it makes sense he would downplay this right? It's his job on the line as a TG/BBC employee and I bet push comes to shove, he loves his job. I would make a statement about how it wasn't a big deal as well.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 09:53

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Clarkson shouting about his gentleman's sausage. Typical


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 09:53

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Still pretty stupid, but... not that serious


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 09:55

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Maybe they were arguing about James May's alcohol addiction, as he was blind drunk when this happened.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 10:00

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Fight over hot dogs. Haha, I love this story...each new detail makes it more hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 10:02

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I love sausage rolls so hard core, I can totally understand Jezza's feeling

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Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 10:04

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I wonder what else was going on to make that situation so combustible. Most of Clarkson's shenanigans boil down to his sense of humor which some people get offended by. Usually the reaction is overblown, but I can see both the humor in it and why some people might be a bit offended, i.e. both sides have at least some claim to reasonable human behavior.

I can't wrap my head around this one though. Who is so petty and obnoxious that they'd come to blows over some god damned sausage rolls? Makes me think there was either something else we don't know to make this some sort of exceptional situation, or I just lost some respect for Clarkson for being an immature prick.

It's also annoying that this has blown up so much if the parties involved don't seem to be too bothered by it.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > E. Julius
03/12/2015 at 10:07

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Booze


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > William Byrd
03/12/2015 at 10:08

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Not only that who wants to be known as the guy that killed Top Gear?


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux
03/12/2015 at 10:08

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A kerfuffle over sausage rolls eh?


Kinja'd!!! TotallyThatStupid > MonkeePuzzle
03/12/2015 at 10:32

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That looks good. I'm hungry now.


Kinja'd!!! Flat Six > E. Julius
03/12/2015 at 10:33

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Some people who are otherwise lovely people magically turn into epic raging assholes. You wont believe it until you see it (see also: Ray Rice, Cosmo Kramer). Could be drugs, could be alcohol, could be sausage rolls.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > TotallyThatStupid
03/12/2015 at 10:33

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and if you saw a plate of these, and then you had to go some on air nonsense and you came back and the platter was empty... you'd throw punches too!


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Flat Six
03/12/2015 at 10:40

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Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > Flat Six
03/12/2015 at 10:47

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You're right, I never really looked at it in that context. I was involved in a similar incident with a frozen pizza now that I think about it. Crazy stuff


Kinja'd!!! citizennick > ly2v8-Brian
03/12/2015 at 11:11

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the brits get worked up and throw hands because of this? How did they lose the revolutionary war?!


Kinja'd!!! Flat Six > E. Julius
03/12/2015 at 11:12

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I'm as mellow as they come. One evening I was overworked, stressed out, sleep deprived. I was washing dishes and my wife was yelling at me for some seriously trivial crap. All I could see was red - I took a giant bowl of spaghetti and smashed as hard as I could into the sink. Much damage was done in addition to the marinara explosion. It was idiotic. I hope never to act like that again. Some people are like this regularly though, especially alcoholics. I imagine this was not Clarkson's first time.


Kinja'd!!! Flat Six > Leon711
03/12/2015 at 11:12

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Awesome!!!


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > CalzoneGolem
03/12/2015 at 11:54

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I couldn't fathom. You would, at a minimum, need to cease being a car person, at may need to move to a 3rd world country that didn't/doesn't show TG.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > William Byrd
03/12/2015 at 11:57

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You'd need to give a vacuum repair guy $200k